Walks Into a Bar… Menu

February 17, 2015

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00 He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender. “Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?” he asks. “Yes,” she purrs. “I am.” “Well, wash your frickin’ hands,” says the man. […]

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Wife asks Husband

October 20, 2014

WIFE: BABY, I’m pregnant. What do you want it to be. HUSBAND: A joke.

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MATH SUCKS

October 10, 2014

Q: Why is the math book always upset? A: Because it has a lot of problems.

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BUTT CHEEKS

October 1, 2014

Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other?   A: “Together, we can stop this s**t.”

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After 69

October 1, 2014

Q: What comes after 69? A: Mouthwash.

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What is 6.9?

September 1, 2014

Q: What is 6.9? A: A really great thing ruined by a period.

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What is 72?

September 1, 2014

Q: What’s 72? A: 69 with three people watching.

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